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The Un-awards!

A [Stratakus] Production

Now Featured in the Elftown Dungeons

Most Recent Updated Award(s):Jailbait! [sexygirl696]

And Introducing, the newest Un-Award!
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The "Go Cry Emo Kid Un-Award!"

Awards given out for my own amusement. They've been earned by various means. I've made a description of what it takes to win each Un-Award, and then a description of why these people have won them. It's just that simple. Just know, the Awards are given to the house and not always does the award reflect my feelings about the true owners of the house. Just the content and impression given by the house itself.

And The Prizes Go To....

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The Golden Bird Un-Award! is for those people who get on my nerves from the second I lay eyes on their houses. Being a Patrollers member, I see a lot of houses. Those who receive this can concider themselves in my personal Dungeon of Idiots. These are the people that make me wish there was a screening process to join ET... but there isn't, so I have plenty of people to laugh at.
Why the HELL do these Morons Even Join Elftown!?

[Mommy to be.] I look, I look again, and I still can't figure out why the hell this bitch has a profile on Elftown. It's another in a long line of bitchy women (Referring to women who are bitches, not saying all women are bitches) who make a profile just to babble ON and OOOOON about how big of a bitch they are, and everyone should fuck off. You don't want to be judged but your whole description is describing you as being a bitch, so thanks, now I don't even need to judge you because you pretty much gave it to me straight. Go overdose on your long list of drugs with a dildo up your ass.

[sexy-n-sweet06] Occasionally I have to put someone here simply can't decide which Un-award describes them most. She's 15, Pregnant, types in ALL CAPS, Replaces e with 3, says BOi instead of Boy, uses broken links to make pink text and the whole description is just one long run on sentence...

[AccountKiller] This guy has serious delusions of grandeur. A Pacifist who spends most of the time talking about how he wants to kill people, very likely destined to become a serial killer. Luckily he's to busy masturbating to his own self importance to be a threat to anyone.

[slipknot rules iowa] Wow... Really just wow... this whole description is "I'm a junkie, life sucks, I want to kill everyone, fuck of and leave me alone..." I ask you. What the FUCK is the point in coming to an online community, with the theme of elves and nature and fantasy, to make a long stupid profile that pretty much tells people that though you are in a social community, you don't want people messaging you? Here's a tip. You're on the internet you dumb shit. Nobody gives a fucking damn how tough you type your words. Do jump in front of a bus and see how intimidated it is.

[idontfuckingcare] And here we have the perfect mate for the fucknut above. Writing us a lovely essay on how she's a bitch and how everyone should fuck off. There is no other point to this, no "Now that I'm done telling you to fuck off, Now I'll show you some GOOD qualities!" None listed, so I'll assume she has none. I don't hate you lady, I just pity you.

[SKULLHEAD] Soooo you think the guards aren't needed fucknut? Sooo if someone took a pic from your house and claimed it was theirs, you'de just sit back and look at with with no possible way to change it? Well the rules were created by [Hedda], the first Elftowner and the owner who hand picked the guards to Enforce his vision to keep SLAPNUTS LIKE YOU FROM FUCKING IT UP! Freedom of speech ends when jackasses like you get in the way of other peoples freedoms. I'd rather have 10 Guards than a one jackoff like you on Elftown. One and only rule in Elftown is Dont' be an asshole. Assholes run Smear Campaigns.

[Cunt Crushing Death] Welcome to the club Baron Von Buttfuck. You've officially pissed me off without ever saying a single thing to me. First off with your "death to fat chicks" wiki, then with your annoying long house full of nothing but band logos. You're obviously not an artist and don't seem to have any purpose on this earth but to bleed to death from self inflicted wounds, depriving anyone else of the pleasure of getting to beat your face in with a shovel and then letting the overweight people you detest so much take turns walking over your rib cage followed by all of them on pogosticks bouncing on your by-then dead body.

[☆ тiffαηч-❤-иαtωαη ☆] A 12 year old. Wow. Youngest Un-Award winner (Megaloser) gets the most hateful Un-award. So what I could make of this tangled web if stupidity is she's obsessed with drugs, not a virgin, thinks she's in love, drinks, smokes and brags about it... And the verdict is in. Fire. This can only be cleansed with fire. A whole pit full of it. Fill it with gasoline so it burns good and long... Fire is the cleanser. ... and this "winner" is only getting filthier.

Go Cry Emo Kid Un-Award
These are not just ANY Emo Kids. They are the ones who define why people laugh at Emo culture. Multiple shots of taken from arms length held high over head, all looking the same with their oh so "original" face hiding hair, guys in skin tight girl pants, constant droning about suicide. I want the Creme de la Creme here!

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The Hooked On Phonics Un-Award!
Winners Judged on lack of Capitols, Punctuation, paragraph's, and Judged on excessive use of Slang be it Ghetto, l33t or baby talk. I reccomend all the winners return to grade 1, which they seemed to have flunked out off, dropped out of, or just chose to forget their education.

[A native w/a vengance] The National guard wouldn't take her because of her tattoos? I think they just made that excuse up because unless the tattoo is on your face it's pretty easy to cover those things up. Maybe they just read, or attempted to, the application form and decided they needed literacy.

[Negatve creep] "owrite duids i gone go somewer and i gone die in pis" ... What a fitting end. Roughly translated, it looks like he's telling some Druids that he's gone and something about "dieing in piss". If my spelling were that bad, I'd seek Death By Piss too. Shitty Spelling, Pissy End.

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The Jailbait Un-Award is for all those underage children who fill up their descriptions with how hot they are and how they want sex and how slutty they can be. I think Pedophilia is 50% caused by the children I give this award to.

[sexygirl696] All it takes is typing sexy into search to find these girls. Taking pictures of herself in her parents bathroom with her pants practically falling down. Original! ... yeah... Scared of Llamas? Well, I would wish for a llama to give you the sex you desperately crave, but llama penis is more like a long earth worm so it probably wouldn't even graze the walls of your 4 lane fun tunnel.

[sexy_thang06] is a classic case of mistaken race that seems to be common for children these days. Talking about ghetto booty, booty shorts and being gangsta. Lady, when your description is just a blurb on your body and you ask "anything else, just ask", it's opening the door to creepy old men, 13 year old boys and guys from Turkey begging to see you on webcam, though from the looks of things that is the whole point. Enjoy that. Nothing spells fun like a rousing game of "Who's You Daddy! 'Cause I Don't Know!"

[Blondey69] Just when you thought Elftown was free from little girls begging for teen pregnancy, this one comes along. Drawing section showing off her panties, wanting a boyfriend mention multiple times, wanting to see if someone will fuck her also present in the description.

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Plaque design created by [Doormat]
The Stoned Smacktard Un-Award is given to those children that brag about doing drugs as if killing & dulling your senses and acting like a jackass is supposed to impress us. And this Un-Award goes to every single waste of natural resources at Stoners Unite.

And I must state, before I offend some of my friends, I've lived with a stoner and a hippie before. They were okay guys to live with. Laid back, pretty intelligent. It's not that these people do drugs that earns them this Un-award, it's that they seem to base their life around it.

[midnight toker] must have taken a wrong turn on the internet. I know for someone of his low IQ the green background can be very confusing, but this is not www.weedguru.com. This is Elftown. So take your plant, and your ascii bong, light them on fire, insert into your rectum and go. You may come back on the condition it is to post pictures of smoke from the weed and bong in your ass coming out your ears, but then you must leave again.

[copper_jonny] And his picture showing off how he can smoke pot. Wow. You sure impressed me with your intelligence. I'm so astounded by your dignity and sure am glad that you're what the future has to look forward to as representatives. Sarcasm rules.

[Phreakush] "Hey All I'm An Ex-Stoner Ready To Start Up Again" was this girls intro in Stoners Unite which I think merrited this award to her specificly... In otherwords, she decided to get back into smelling really bad just to join a wiki!?

[pots the shit] And what are you trying to tell us by repeating 'pot' over and over in your description? That you have less substance to you than the Jailbaiters who at least use more than one word in their description. Yep. Have fun amounting to your full potential of absolutly nothing in life.

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The Peiner Wenis Un-Award! is for those people who use the internet to get laid. I mean seriously, in all honesty, even though the words "Spreads her legs" is on the screen, it's still your hand doing all the work. Quit lieing to yourself.

[**Im gonna bite you**HARD!!!] Seriously, the whole description says it all. In one sentence I have deduced this guy has no more to him than he is a short nazi who would enjoy a zombie invasion.

[lil-les-kim] Because without a picture, any annoying "lesbian" houses on elftown looking for cybering are considered 14 year old boys, This fucktard just comes into Elftown, an artist community surrounded by green and leaves and makes a description just telling guys to fuck off because "she" wants to find a cyber girlfriend, while stroking her 13 year old boy penis.

Waste of Bandwidth Un-award is given to those people with the detestibly long houses filled with nothing but picture after picture of them and their stupid ugly friends. I made a Wiki for my stupid ugly friends. It's not that hard so I'm assuming they're just to lazy or annoying me on purpose.

[abz6669] "i cant really be bothered puttin' a whole load of crap on the page" and then the rest of the page is a looooooong boring list of favorite things, most of them music or pointless quotes or surveys or music.

[XxLoTuS_LeTtExX] Elftown should really look into reducing the allowance of how many images can be put into a description. And also a ban on how many blank spaces can be between each line... **UPDATE** There was a limit put on it... But she was long gone but as an example of the iconic houses I'll leave this un-award here.

Feel Free to Nominate People

I'll evaluate them and see if I agree and post it here. I'll leave the nominators a secret so any slack will come directly to me. I can handle it.

Awaiting an Award

[SirTokeALot] Duuuuh, I'm a stoner! I like music! Here's all da music I like! ~Minces around like the winner of the special olympics~" Seriously these houses are getting Cookiecutter style. "Short description, then a band with a new line every single time. Is it just a space filler? It wouldn't be so god awesul bad if you used an , instead of the frikken space bar every time.

[EnigmaFlame] This guy has a pretty delusional self image, and not only speaking for his description but how he is in wikis too, such as showing up in joke wikis and role playing as if he's some of topic skulking evil person and acting out these fantasies of being oh so evil, when really it's just pathetic. It's like the pity you feel for the kid in school nobody wants to hang out with, but not enough pity to actually want to hang out with him either.

[Reno Sinclair] What is reason? Seriously. No art, no pictures, just... "Message me, Ass Sex, Hate Women" What are you doing on Elftown? Go back to MySpace.

[Big Pimp Coop] No explanation needed... just look at this kids house... the first pic I saw of this kid was him an his scrawny self having a bubble bath... And from the looks of it, both hands are under water so his mommy must have taken the picture... What child over the age of 8 needs his mommy to give him a bubble bath, let alone take pictures of it?... I think I'll start a Misc. Wanker Un-Award... Oh and take his poll.

Notice

Don't like what I'm doing here? Well you have two options. Ignore it like I'll most likely end up ignoring you, or you can proove my opinion of you wrong in an intelligent manner, though I highly doubt that'll work so you're better off just building a bridge and getting over it. You've won an Un-Award, you don't have to accept it.

2004-03-19 [werethylacine]: Oh, you know people are going to want to get this... anything for a moment of fame.

2004-03-28 [TheRogue]: LOL.. yup

2004-03-28 [organicparadox]: [Goth gangsta], muwahahahaha...oh man, did you check out his site? the best shit i have seen in ages. i even sent him a message i thought it was so funny. sad thing is he's serious!

2004-03-29 [teptep]: how bout ignorence is bliss award. or un-award

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: Explain the concept and I'll think about it. I need an idea for an Un-Award for people with WAY to many pics at their houses.. And one for the underage potheads and drunks.

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: [copper_jonny] should get a smokin' smacktard trophy...for all those who think they're so cool because they do drugs ^_^

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: But what to put on the trophy...

2004-03-29 [teptep]: oh man I was so tempted to message abercrombie, the message I sent him was mocking the letters to his so called gang, I called it wrg white retarded gansters.

2004-03-29 [teptep]: attention depraved award?

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: I constantly question peoples motives for signing up for Elftown..

2004-03-29 [teptep]: ever think about the wanna be goths and vampires how about a wann be award, for all the wanna be peoples out there?

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: I know! The "Drugs are Bad, Mm'kay" Award!

2004-03-29 [Deirdre O'Kelly]: Hahahahahahaa! *falls out of her chair* Ahahahaha! *sobers* Thanks, I needed that.

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: how bout...[img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/32014_1080522252.jpg?y=100]

2004-03-29 [teptep]: thats awesome.

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: wait...i made a trophy

2004-03-29 [teptep]: I can't click on that link?

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: where should i put the trophy?

2004-03-29 [Lerune]: Let me cycle back through the WTH forum -- I don't mind to post my nominations directly on this wiki...lol I have so many. ;o)

2004-03-29 [teptep]: hey got a nomination you can figure out where he fits in [XxLoTuS_LeTtExX]

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: I think I'll stick to making the Trophies so they're mine and no troubles will arise from them. I just need ideas for what to put on them... I need to edit up an image for the Drugs are Bad Mmkay Un-Award...

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: I guess I need to invent another Un-Award catigory for the little children who roam the town looking for Cybersex.

2004-03-29 [Dil*]: [XxLoTuS_LeTtExX]'s description is not that bad, ive seen way way way loooonger *shudders..the time it took me to scroll down was almost unbearable

2004-03-29 [organicparadox]: [Asmodeus, Demon of Lust] ain't that bad a page. he's just young. cut that lil dude some slack. as for most of the others, i say everyone who frequents this page should PM them letting them know they have won the uncoveted un-award

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: ... He made a Wiki called "The Bedroom" where he basicly invited girls to cyber with him. We're both members of the harem but I don't participate, I was just drafted in as the first harem boy

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: I just gotta figure out where the wiki is.. I'll take him off the list if it got deleted

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: lol, in [Goth gangsta]'s website it shows him and is loser "homies" showing off their "cars" (that probably aren't theirs, they're just standing in front of them to look cool, until they are chased off by the owners)

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: Yeah that's what I figured was up with the cars.

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: i wanna make a badge XD i just made one

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: What badge is it?

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: one for [copper_jonny]

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: here it is... <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/32014_1080522252.jpg?y=100>

2004-03-29 [Dil*]: lol

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: Cool. Mind if I do the effects I did to the other badges for it? Just to give it that "Golden Award" effect?

2004-03-29 [teptep]: you know whats funny about [Goth gangsta] is they they seem to try to hard. like I said in my message to him, he and his friends are probably a bunch of bored spoiled rich kids whom want to seem important.

2004-03-29 [werethylacine]: Heh, that would my harem, which is rarely as dirty as the name suggests. The award for those hugely long houses might have Prolific worked into it somehow?

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: okay

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: YTour harem is indeed dirty, Madam Thylacine. ~Grins~

2004-03-29 [teptep]: I normaly don't go around trying to provoke people, I just wanna see what his message to me will be when and if he replies, I don't plan on messaging him again.

2004-03-29 [werethylacine]: Well, if a certain kid were in there more often... ::smirks::

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: ~Grins~ Tep, I want that reply if you get one. And you likely will. Before blocking him, I sent him a message saying "Why don't you go back to grade 3 and learn how write english" or something of the sort.

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: what was your message [teptep] ?

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: So Diablo, could I get permission to Goldify that badge you made?

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: yeah

2004-03-29 [teptep]: can't remember not gonna sort threw my messages to find it.

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: Alrighty.

2004-03-29 [werethylacine]: I'd like to nominate [Kaito The Ramen Bandit] for whatever it is Lotus is getting...

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: Oh yeah, Omega is definatly going in for a few trophies

2004-03-29 [Doormat]: :p my description is pretty long...but its filled with meaningful stuff...poetry XD

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: Right. The ones I target are of people mwho double space everything, make a long list of every damned band they like, one word per line, three million pictures qwith no description to them... or worse! A vague description or a mile long one of each pic!

2004-03-29 [werethylacine]: [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow] for the same... they're depressingly easy to find.

2004-03-29 [werethylacine]: Hm... and every single person on stoners unite.

2004-03-29 [Calico Tiger]: LOL! Lots of suggestions there *grin*

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: I know. I feel sorry for anyone watching the Wiki. I'm making a new update every 5 minutes!

2004-03-29 [Calico Tiger]: Heh, I noticed :P

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: And yes... it is a penis on the trophy. Cropped off a drawing from a gourvenment health webpage.... I just thought a weiner dangling from a trophy would be hilarious.

2004-03-29 [Calico Tiger]: LOL!

2004-03-29 [Lerune]: I love it though -- I have it on watch and every time I turn around there is an update...lol I am witnessing the building of an empire. =oP

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: I'm noticing a pattern in all the Wiki's I run... I'm making my ability to insult and my capacity for loathing into quite the popular comedy act.

2004-03-29 [Lerune]: You'll fit right in with the rest of us in the forum. ;o)

2004-03-29 [organicparadox]: ahh the "C" generation..... C for cynical

2004-03-29 [Lerune]: I don't know about a generation, but I know I am a cynic to the death. I can't help it - it's me. ^_^

2004-03-29 [hanhepi]: lmao.. i got this message from [Goth gangsta] or whatever the hell his name is:"yo ya laffin at me? betta watch yo self woman !!" lmfao. i sent this back to him:"or you will what? pop a cap in my azznatch? laugh my mother fuckin ass off! if you were from a rough neighborhood (as in, your mommy and daddy couldnt afford to buy you that "9" you undoubtedly will say you carry), or if you and your "homies" could even WALK INTO a rough neighborhood with out getting your little bitch asses shot, i MIGHT respect you. but you sure as hell still wouldnt scare me." i cant wait to see his reply!

2004-03-29 [Stratakus]: Oh my God. King Slapnut changed his name to Goth Gangsta? That's hilarious!

2004-03-29 [hanhepi]: aint it?? lolol

2004-03-29 [Dil*]: okay..i just went into someones house and he had all these photo's of himself half naked..i was like omfg...not everyone wants to see that *shudders*: [I'll Give you my heart]

2004-03-29 [Calico Tiger]: Hey, I love that house and those pictures :P *purrs at [I'll Give you my heart]'s house*

2004-03-29 [Calico Tiger]: Btw, everyone... remember to be careful with messaging some of these people. They may be dumbasses, but it doesn't give anyone a right to break the "Don't be an asshole" rule and start harassing them, poseurs or not ;) *waves her guard-stick at people warningly*

2004-03-29 [Dil*]: :P, i'm not gonna do that

2004-03-29 [Calico Tiger]: Well, some of the messages people send that mock the person can be considered harassment ^_^ Which is why you all need to be careful not to cross that line ;)

2004-03-29 [Dil*]: nope, never crossed that line, i usually raise an eyebrow to it

2004-03-29 [werethylacine]: [Goth gangsta] and his site are so far out, I'm almost sure it's a massive joke. I know people who'd do something similar, if the thought occured to them.

2004-03-29 [teptep]: here is a message I recieved from [Goth gangsta] Yo dont be drinkin hatarade ya'll, best not be steppin or ill cap some mothaz, sad really what does he mean in this anyone have a clue?

2004-03-29 [teptep]: heh heh I know something you don't know, yep it is about goth gangsta, what is it you ask, I will never tell you, who is it you ask I am not even sure of it myself.

2004-03-30 [spiritee]: oooook Oo? haha he's threatening to shoot u or something. wonder how hes gonna do that..

2004-03-30 [Stratakus]: I'm hoping that King Fucktard (Also known as [Goth gangsta] ) is a clone house... or a big joke.

2004-03-30 [Calico Tiger]: I can tell you that yes, it is a clone house. But no, I will not tell you who :P As for the joke thing, best thing to do for that is ask the person himself ;)

2004-03-30 [Dil*]: what's a clone house ?? o.O

2004-03-30 [Stratakus]: Clone house. Someone makes multiple houses for multiple people. And even if it is a clone house. I'm keeping it up in here. Just because it's a clone everyone loves to hate. I'm just curious as to why go through all the trouble of making a web page dedicated to it??

2004-03-30 [teptep]: yes it is a clone house I won't say ether who it is.

2004-03-30 [Stratakus]: ~Crooked smile crosses his face, throaty demonic type growl he uses to strike fear into the hearts of children is heard~ Tell me or I'll unleash a truck load of stored Calico slobber on you!

2004-03-30 [teptep]: nope sorry grinch I cannot say, but maybe you might find out some day.

2004-03-30 [Stratakus]: Why is everybody tryint to rjuin my day by dangling the truth in my face then tugging it away! Arg! First it was the lack of details on a steamy girl-girl encounter between a friend of mine and some other girl I've never met, and now this. You people are out to drive me mad!

2004-03-30 [Calico Tiger]: You could just ask them ;)

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: You knwo how much I haaaaaate confrontation. But okay. I'll ask. But if I get lip for it, I'm gonna give you all aun Un-Award for being meanie bums!!

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: A Golden embossed bum... I'll even scan my own in just to honor you all!... No wait... I did that once beforeand almost died

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: LOL!!! I'm on the list! Sweet! *grin*

2004-03-31 [teptep]: me to! oh wait never mind

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: You seemed so excited Tep, I just had to give it to ya

2004-03-31 [organicparadox]: strat, its a joke man.

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: *thinks she is safe from the un-awards* ;o)

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Yeah. Well it did a good job and I'm giving it recognition.

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Oh I'll find a reason to put you in here Lerune...

2004-03-31 [Dil*]: hmm [Calico Tiger], the master guard, is in the un-awards..how ironic XD

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Eh. I've always believed in treating all my friends as Equals because without the title, she'd still be our same ol' Cali.

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: I hope you do and I hope you don't...lol I am generally pretty nice, but it would be interesting to see what you came up with. *adjusts halo*

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: ~Grins~ Thanks for the idea. The Goody Two Shoes award.

2004-03-31 [organicparadox]: these un-awards are becoming very "un" un-awardish;)

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: The Spineless Award....lol No, that might actually hurt my feelings... =oP

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Oh I'll find more when I decide to restart the trek across Elftown. I left off at [#1SeXy_MaMa] (Because I got sidetracked adding her to the un-awards. But I'll restart again when I'm not in charge of running the store.

2004-03-31 [organicparadox]: i'm still laughing my ass off over [Goth gangsta]'s site. oh man, he had alot of people really going. i wanna be down, but unfortunately i'm not "white" enough to reprasent they way those "fly ass motha fukas" do. lmao

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Eh, all them white people look the same to me. (I said this to a black friend of a friend. She looked like she was gonna slap me until I said "Don't be hatin!") But she's paranoid (Jokingly though) that everyone around her is a racist. Oddly this city is primarily White with a whole wack of the Asian Invasion going to the Univeristy down the street.

2004-03-31 [Doormat]: lol at the school near my grandma's house there was an indo-canadian and asian-canadian gang war and someone got killed...nice neighbourhood eh?

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Bong Thug and Dr. Play have the exact same description.

2004-03-31 [Lerune]: Of course there is always [wattadong], and the ever-so popular, but totally UNREAL [foxylady].

2004-03-31 [Calico Tiger]: I still love that people think she's real and don't realize she's a 14 year old boy in real life *grin* Although I should check again and see if he's 15 now (since it's been a while since I was last at the house)

2004-03-31 [Paul Doyle]: Hi gang, I just opened Doyle Dungeon, Bar and Grille. While still very much in its infancy, and not at all meant to compete with all the other lovely ET dugeons, there are some names on MY list [Stratakus] and anyone else are free to consider for their own dungeons. ;-)

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Lerune, I think you have a crush on [foxylady].

2004-03-31 [Stratakus]: Alright. Just a note. It's all about the houses. I don't care if it's a clone house. It's to showcase the Houses of Elftown. Hell, if you are to go out and make a goofy house and tell me about it, I might even put it up here.

2004-03-31 [organicparadox]: gimme five minutes then man, i got enough ignert stuff i could do for houses that would fill up this wiki in no time;)!

2004-04-01 [Stratakus]: Speaking of which... Whoever it is refused to tell me... which means I'm gonna go into dark and moody mode and unleash horrible tortures upon those who I see as withholding secrets from me.... ~Points a finger at [organicparadox]. And I'm starting with you. Your new name is Orgy!

2004-04-01 [Calico Tiger]: I don't think he'd mind that name ;)

2004-04-01 [teptep]: yep I am up there to, high fives calico, and low slaps her bum.

2004-04-01 [Stratakus]: ~Face turning purple~ Grrrrrr... and I bet... nay I KNOW whoever the three un-award holder really is is watching this wiki... maybe even commenting... ~Looks suspiciously around at the audience~

2004-04-01 [organicparadox]: actually, strat, i was the guy that told you that it was a joke. you might want to look at [teptep] for being the secret keeper;) i just think the site is funny, not infuriating

2004-04-01 [Stratakus]: I'm not infuriatd by the site. I'm infuruated by the lack of knowledge! I'm usually so good at getting epople to tell me secrets... but lately everything has been going down hill. One of my co-workers for 7 whole months (We only have 7 people working in the store total, and never more than three at the same time so we're al pretty tight) just recently, as in the past two days told me she was bisexual. Now it's like... "What else is the world keeping form my quest for knowledge... and ET isn't helping ..... Can I still call you Orgy? It's alot easier than spelling out organicparadox.

2004-04-01 [organicparadox]: lol, "orgy" it is mate;).. most people just call me "blink" on though. ..... well if it makes you feel any better i am not bi-sexual....lol.

2004-04-01 [organicparadox]: the secret is out! [organicparadox] is not bi-sexual.....the horror!

2004-04-01 [Calico Tiger]: Awww... not bi-sexual? But then orgies aren't as much fun ;)

2004-04-01 [Stratakus]: Aw phooey... guess it's time I come clean too... I'm not bisexual either... it might pain you allto knwo this buy guys butts are the single most ugly thing on the planet... next to the Haines in my Tribute To My Enemy

2004-04-01 [Stratakus]: But hey... Just because I don't get aroused by guys, if there is at least three girls for every guy, It won't effect me to much!

2004-04-01 [organicparadox]: strat is a lesbian! he only likes women

2004-04-01 [Stratakus]: Heh. I'm so stressed out with having to run the store since my manager is forced to travel aroudn helping out troubled stores that I've decided to turn off my sex drive. And believe it or not, it is possible. Though putting on the Screeching Monkey thong at work didn't help.... oh wait it was the Horse thong (Looks like a horse ead and made horse noises when you pushed it's nose)

2004-04-04 [werethylacine]: ... Wow. Isn't it boggling to think that perhaps the world was created to eventually amount to one thing... whether that be object, concept, or something else... and that a Screeching Monkey Thong could be it? That's all earth was created to produce? ><; Anyways... [crazysexyboy] needs some sort of something...

2004-04-11 [Rana]: I'd like to nominate [Fyre Knyght] for having a ridiculously short and cleshe description.

2004-04-11 [werethylacine]: I think you should give 8 year old kids a break ^^;

2004-04-11 [Dil*]: nah, ive seen worse, at least it's damn short, so you wont have to waste time scrolling down...

2004-04-11 [Doormat]: nominate [Rusty Shackleford]...self explanitory

2004-04-11 [Calico Tiger]: And there's nothing wrong with short bios ^_^ It means there's no copyrighted images or stupid spam in it ;)

2004-04-11 [Dil*]: =^-^= okay, i'm gonna nominate [sexythang07] for an unaward...

2004-04-11 [werethylacine]: [sweden's pride] ::cringe/drool::

2004-04-12 [teptep]: just for the hell of it I nominate [I'm Blind and it sux!!] for the un awards strats knows why.

2004-04-12 [Doormat]: [Burning tears never ending fears] needs the jailbait one

2004-04-13 [Paul Doyle]: A few more on my doyle dungeon, bar and grille for your consideration (come on, take [A R I] already!)

2004-04-14 [jenoclone1]: i nominate [Wolf Goddess] i am about to comit homicide

2004-04-14 [Froya]: rotfl!!

2004-04-14 [jenoclone1]: ^_^ hi bunny

2004-04-14 [Froya]: 'ello

2004-04-14 [jenoclone1]: ^_^ of course i nominate hannah oh and i drew somthing on the gazeebo (i know i cna't spell)

2004-04-14 [Froya]: okay, I'll check it out after school.

2004-04-14 [jenoclone1]: me and [Channy] 8-bit style

2004-04-14 [Froya]: rotfl! now I must check out! it done got the channy involved!

2004-04-14 [jenoclone1]: to the room of random

2004-04-14 [Froya]: room of random indeed

2004-04-20 [Dil*]: okay nominating [FitBitch] for an unaward

2004-04-21 [Paul Doyle]: Well, this person deserves a new sort of Un-Award, the "O__o Un-Award" (or something similar:) [Twisted Happy Murder]

2004-04-21 [teptep]: I would like to nominate [Ladydragonbitch] go read her discription.

2004-04-21 [jenoclone1]: ^_^

2004-04-21 [werethylacine]: [kumh] needs the jailbait award...

2004-04-24 [werethylacine]: Stoned Smacktard to [pots the shit]!

2004-04-24 [hanhepi]: nominating [Indi] is a list of 500 songs absolutely necicary? even if some are good.. i mean.. come on! geeze.

2004-04-28 [Doormat]: nominating [DirtyBirdz] ...self-explanitory

2004-04-28 [Paul Doyle]: Not the Spam, not the Ham, but . . . [thejam] . . . do consider

2004-04-28 [Doormat]: lol...wtf?

2004-04-28 [Dil*]: fuck, that's freaking hilarious tho, [thejam] lol

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